Cheezy Trollz - We Dined For Your Sins

This package defies accurate description, since every one is different. I will say the music is rather more in the punk vein than noise or improv. Acerbic wit mixed with homemade punk grit.
The booklet is excellent.. there are 32 pages of original comics and collage art, interspersed with quotes regarding the Cheezy Trollz by various punk luminaries such as Animal from the Anti-Nowhere League, Gary Floyd from the Dicks, and Dr. Eric J. Wilson, noted psychologist, on the physiological effects of their music.

This is reprinted from the booklet inside cover:
"The CD you're listening to is the result of bored kids living in Oregon. The weather was bad and there was nothing to do. But there was cheap beer and LSD was plentiful. What you hear is the sound of soggy clothes, bad acid, and PBR. It was recorded on a 4-track in southeast Portland between 1992 and 2000 and mixed in San Francisco in 2003 off 2nd and third generation tapes so the sound quality is poor at times, but hey so are we. If you want something slick, generic, and commercial, you can always buy a Fugazi or Sleater-Kinney release. This Cheezy Trollz release is limited to 250 copies and won't be released in this fashion again. Great care has been given to assure that all 250 packages are different hand-colored and numbered - all filled with different stuff, most of it found on the street. The one cosistency is all CD's will have screen printed canvas covers, come in a plastic bag with a box of macaroni and cheeze, a condom, a spork, a breath mint, and a little pamphlet with cartoons and lyrics. Like the one you are reading right now, Jackass. Bon Appetite. And remember... WE DINED FOR YOUR SINS."

In actuality, not every one of these packages adheres strictly to this formula. For instance, the one I'm reviewing doesn't have the screen-printed canvas bag, but instead a wallet that must have been found on the street. Most have 3x5 photos of various party goings-on. Some include Chick Tracts, earplugs, flexi-straws, miniature toy dogs, bars of soap and army men. As they say, every one is unique.

The Songs:
1. "We Are the Cheezy Trollz"
2. I Hate You
3. Please Try Suicide
4. Trail of Beers
5. Cro-Mag (Download complete track.. 2.32mb)
6. King Kong
7. Mannequin Baby
8. The Children of Oregon
9. Beer Run
10. Carrie Me Away
11. Go Away
12. The Duke of Duke
13. E.S.A.D.
14. ABC's of Murder
15. Bars
16. Leggo Mein Eggo (Download complete track.. 4.15mb)
17. Ramen is Common
18. Tupperware Party
19. Pygmy Mastadon
20. Bayonet Training
21. Hippie Hey
22. Greyhound
23. My Fang
24. Oh Skinhead
25. Bummys
     "Bummys" has been adopted as the official anthem of the San Francisco Bike Messenger Association.
     For a comic adaption (and german translation) of this anthem please visit their site:
     http://www.ahalenia.com/sfbma/bummy.html
26. Babble On
27. Casiopia
28. Miss Ann Thrope
29. Cheezy Trollz Sellout
30. Best Friend
31. Cheezy Farewell
32. untitled
33. untitled